December 2008
67 posts
The worst is moving in with a girl that has cats... →
Dad was right. Fuck Cats.
To my “son” Ligs: You are a total and complete douche. She left the door open, you bolted. I was in a bad mood because I had to look for YOU. Guess what I was doing before that?? Guess!
GUESS you little $25-a-month-in-shitsand-and cat cap’n’crunch fucking bastard!
I’ll tell you: I was making out with my gorgeous girlfriend and enjoying...
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They... →
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Pervy guy to Girl: Byyyyyyye.
Girl: Bye!
Gagne (mocking): "Maybe we can have sex laterrrrr. You won't even feel it, but no promises."
Me: "But after your dead....it's on."
Gagne: "Then I can fuck you flaccid."
Me: "Then you'll be the stiff one."
C. Love is the acute consciousness of the... →
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Me: I gotta shit a fucking bowling ball dude. I can hear it clink on the toilet now...
Gagne: You mean a Civil War 2 cannonball.
[PAUSE]
Me: What? Was there a sequel?
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JL: I'm telling you, one of the best bathrooms to go to was in Germany. The place was like a room.
Gagne: That's a long way to go to take a shit.
Me: There's gotta be a glory hole closer than that.
Gagne: He works the door...
Me: He's got the guest list.
makin fun a'Jacqui (she's massachusettsian)
Cassini: New kids ahn my cawk.
Cassini: That's a nice dumpah (cf. ass)
Me: That is one foin tuhdcuttah
Me: Pahk yor cah in my garawge
Gagne: Pahk it in my shit garawge
Gagne: cowtax dat cahm
Me: Oh moy Gawd whots he gonna do with that jah?
Gagne: He's gonna pahk it in his shit garawge!
[LINK: http://home.earthlink.net/~lnkn/accent.htm]
[BONUS LINK: http://cowtax.com]
WatchI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Robots will kill us all (and steal old people’s medicine).
“Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.”
– Paul Gauguin (1848 - 1903)
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