March 2008
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My t-shirt submission.
The serif’s in town. Please vote.
more liciousness
Me: Gagne, you jus' 'bout the sweetes piece a ass I ever done seen.
Gagne: That's about the sweetest piece of right you ever done said.
ew
Jose stood up and I sat down in my seat.
Me: Ew. The seat's all warm.
Gagne: Nice.
Me: I have Jose's ass-hot all over my ass.
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Weightwatching.
My company, that is, the company I work for, had a barbecue today. I went downstairs to get some food. I saw plenty of good things to eat and wanted to indulge myself. They had sausages, burgers, hot dogs, and meatballs. They had arrays of condiments but sadly very few side dish options. The choices were indeed healthy: pasta salad, salad, etc. But none altogether tempting. I ended up with a...
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mugging
Me: So they ganged up on my friend. Really bad. They just had him on the ground. I went to help him and some dude knocked me on the back of the head. Next thing I remember is waking up and carrying him home. It was like superhuman strength out of nowhere.
Matt: (laughs) The strength to carry one person is superhuman strength?
Me: For me it is.
hehe
Me: I like your jacket.
Aaron: This? $8 special.
M: Anything with grey and blue and red and white is cool.
A: You'll like my cock.
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hehe
Me (whispering): Gagne, you're hot.
Gagne: You don't have to whisper it.
M: Shout it from the mountaintops?
G: Amen.
M: It's like the sermon on the mount, only sexier.
G: Sermon without the "R."
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D&G →
Go go gadget credit limit. Perty design though….website and clothes.
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overheard in the office::
1: Listening to a lot of Whitesnake today, huh?
2: Yup, a playlist. "Snake Bites," I call them.
