May 2008
8 posts
The Many Uses of Vodka →
a.k.a. 19 ways to waste a drink. Idiot.
May 29th
1 tag
May 29th
4 tags
overheard...
A: Fway, get in here… Me: Chic in the hallway called me, what? A: I don’t care if she runs in here and her vagina’s on fire. Me: Good, because I was gonna slap it out with my penis. Zing! Thanks….I’ll be here all week. Has anybody noticed nothing funny on this site? Me too… On the other hand I’ve gotten really far in GTA IV 
May 29th
May 29th
overheard in a cubicle
Gagne: Mace only makes me hornier.
May 19th
3 tags
May 8th
4 tags
May 8th
overheard at the office
guy: they should name a park after you.
me: they named a street after me.
guy: yeah?
me: it's called awesome.
May 5th