June 2008
13 posts
Gagne
Gagne: Look how open Kelsen is. I could throw this right at his nuts.
[THROWS, HITS DEAD ON]
Gagne: How good am I?
Me: You have a meat-seeking missile.
Johanne: (handing me chips) Here, you need some meat on your bones.
Gagne: That's why he's standing next to me.
[LAUGHS]
Me: Gagne, you're the sharpest blunt instrument I've ever seen.
Gagne: You're the narrowest.
Me: Fine, I'm just gonna go and hang out between your books.
[LAUGHS]
Gagne: You're not even a wallflower, you're a bookmark.
You can pick locks with your bare hands.
Me: I'm like R2.
nissan savings
kelsen: so a priest a nun and a rabbi are in a versa....
the priest says, "JESUS CHRIST, this is a great car."
me: the rabbi says "oy the savings"
kelsen: the nun says, "Versa, there's NUN better..."
ew
Brendon: The steak had a boner. It was good though.
Me: The steak or the boner?
Eric: It's funny cuz it's true...
One listens to The Bulk
ME: Thanks Gagne. You're like the Incredible Hulk
Gagne: (Grabbing his junk) You mean the Incredible Bulk. Put that on your blog.
I was outside...
…smoking a cigarette. I took a drink of beer and thought, Damn, I should’ve brought a cig out here. As I took another drag I thought, Idiot.
