August 2008
12 posts
gagne made a comment about me....
Me: You know what? You love me...
Gagne: I just wanna fuck.
Me: That's love in my family.
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
– Joe E. Lewis
“Steve’s motto should be: ‘Earth girls are easy.’”
– Salmon
1 tag
I even tagged it "Kelsen" so his mom can google...
Me: I can't believe this place.
Kelsen: you'll get out soon enough. less drinking, more thinkin. that should be your motto.
Me: Half right anyway.
Kelsen: Which could replace your current motto: My tattoos make up for my scrawniness OR I look good from afar.
Me: You might be right, that model chic hit on me, said she saw me walking. Had I gone to HER, never happen....
Kelsen: she thought you were a fellow female model, and she wanted to tell you that heroin chic was soooo 1998
Me: Amazin'. You just made the blog my friend.
Kelsen: victory. sweet sweet victory.
Fway's Good With The Ladies
Me: You don't want to die a virgin, do you?
Her: I'm not a virgin.
Me: That should make this easier.
