September 2008
39 posts
Gagne plays "Head Over Heels".....Tears for Fears
Me: Oh FUCK YEAH. Turn it up.
Gagne: See? I told you, youre gay for me.
Me: No, when you and I do it it's just like we're hanging out.
Gagne: Experimenting...
Me: Like high fives. With mouths. And cocks.
after receiving facebook invites to a party and to...
Me: Stop inviting me to your life!
Munt- n. A man’s gunt (cf. gunt)
new words make me cringe
shcum- n. the fecal-seminal solution discharged after ejaculation within the anal cavity.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh.
IN THE BATHROOM
Gagne: Oh man. Don't you love when you scratch your balls and it feels great?
Me: The Shiver?
Gagne: Yeah. Oh! I shivered twice!
Me: Lucky.
Gagne: I wish it lasted longer.
Me: The Tantric Scratch.....
Gagne The Beast
Me (to Johanne): So this guy IMs me over the course of his business dinner to tell me he is "all that is man." Like a 40 oz steak or some shit, and 4 martinis.
Gagne: Ha, yeah.
Me: What kind of martinis were they?
Gagne: Bubble gum.
Me: Bubble gum?! Fucking Sean Connery is rolling around in his beard right now.
bawling
Gagne: You know what movie made me cry like a little bitch?
Kenny: What?
Gagne: Beaches.
Kenny: I remember I cried for this...um..documentary. It was on HBO. What was that one called?
Me: Real Sex.
Brip-
The small amount of bile/vomit that sometimes rises with a burp.
(Jose drops pizza on my Italian boots. Chipotle sauce all over the leather.)
Me: Dude, how'd you manage to drop it forward?
Jose: Sorry, I'll clean it up after.
Me: I can't wait that long, this orange shit is gonna stain my shoes.
Gagne: He Brundled on your shoes.