January 2009
90 posts
orange julius skies
a: (looking through my blublockers) oh wow. everything looks like....
me: puke.
j: i wanna see! (takes glasses). oh man the ocean looks like, yeah, puke.
me: it's like looking at Jersey...
not mac and cheese but...
gagne: http://www.britishcoeds.com/kiop/tenn10_all.htm
me: british bitches rule. kinda...more like in a "im irish and now im fucking YOU" kinda way
gagne: (shows picture of a woman's face 60% covered by a cock) look at that!
me: jesus. talk about veiny triumphant bastards.
gagne: i can do that with my junk...
me: i guess that's your Black Card.
http://yourmeatismine.com/ →
nausea
gagne: look at my sweet logo.
me: my dick just got sick in my pants.
i smell mexican people
Erik: Where's Jose?
Me: Somewhere Spanish.
“When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our...”
– Helen Keller….or…Who said that?!
“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.”
– Norman Brenner
her: so how is it you write?
me: writing....always came easy to me. it's the fucking i don't get.
“i can hear you fuuuuuuuuucking roommie……i can HEAAAAR you”
– salmon
hombres de negocios
gagne: seriously, do you know how much I charge people to do a logo? AND I bought you lunch today.
me: I think you're trying to fuck me.
gagne: Already did. Remember when you passed out at the strip club? I pretended to take you home...
me: I pretended to be passed out.
“it must suck to be a chick that has to look at prettier chicks than yourself all...”
– salmon
“One significant addition to Whitehouse.gov reflects a campaign promise from the...”
– Macon Phillips, director of new media for the White House, talking about the comprehensive new site’s focus on user participation. (via Greg Storey) (via matthewb)
new words
the sweetest of the sweetest chocolate women?
choclit.
thanks to gagne for help with the unoffensive definition. ironically.
shmurds
knuckle merchant: a man whose business is kickin ass.
ps- i dont claim this one. i read it in an article from the land of fairies a.k.a. england
linguistic barrier
me: is opa-locka ghetto?
jose: dunno never been. if you google it it's genstas
me: sorry?
jose: GENstas!
me: what now?
jose: GAN-STAS! you know....gangsters?
me: oooh. you're gonna need to speak in White if you want me to understand you.
