February 2009
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reblogging so i remember to look at all these
antikris:
Awe, thanks baby cooch. Wait, what?
nudawn:
Fuck these people. They dont have their ears to the ground!
Here is MY yearbook:
Best All Around
Topherchris Despite not living in New York, this early adopter carved his own niche in the tumblr community. There is something to be said about a man who can post a five second video explaining “he forgot what he was going to say” and...
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“i think people should give up god for lent”
– Crotchrocket (via antikris)
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Some dude
antikris:
Told me he’d never had a woman who made noise in bed before and thought it was weird. He was 28.
:|
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And then...
antikris:
There was the one who passed out naked on the sofa in my VA townhouse which I shared with 2 other women because he got too high while masturbating to Cinemax. There’s a picture of that floating around somewhere. It was my roommate who took the picture. I dated him for 3 years.
I used to have a roommate. We will call her “X”. Her and her boyfriend shared the master; I had...
There was once a guy
antikris:
Who referred to his member as “Thundercock”.
Mr. Timothy Nesbitt …….because he’s so very genteel.
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mmmmm
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Fuck My Life →
ihaveamessydesk:
ohdamnitssam:
Seriously, one of my favorite websites.
ihaveamessydesk:
It’s now mine too.
I had to re-re-blog this for:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type ‘virginia’ into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for ‘virgin boy assholes’. I have to go on business trip...
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me: I was trying to figure out what to wear to the dentist tomorrow.
him: how'd it go?
me: well i wanted to look cool, but gave up. everyone's a chump in the chair....
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for real, my tooth hurts so bad i’m salivating in pain. i’m doing the had-too-much-coffee foot tap and i’ve had NO caffeine. snap my dick this is not good.
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me: dude, my tooth hurts so much i think it's emo.
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i just scowled out the window at an ambulance that was very loud and ruining my morning blog solace. sirens were off, lights were flashing. it was ‘with victim.’
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Watch
“If my dick was a movie, it’d be widescreen.”
– roommate
“If you can find something more meaningful than teenage snapper, bring me back a...”
– Me (via molls) (via suckafuck)
“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
For all of my friends tonight.
(via suckafuck)
Watchthis isnt funny. don’t watch it.
him: what's that thing where you die?? ....in your sleep...?
me: apnea?
h: Yeah! I keep forgetting to breathe...
m: Keep up the good work.
http://www.emergencyyodel.com/ →
Palmistry
me: no no i know i have a small one.
h: why?
me: when i masturbate my hand says, "Is it in yet?"