June 2009
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Deep thoughts....
Me: you know... you're really good at strip clubs.
Joey: yeah...
Me: I've noticed that. Different guys have a niche. That's yours.
Joey: ...that and rape.
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drunk-together:
n.- the new get-together.
Thanks to Mauro…
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fool's gold:
n.- a scenario in which a male gets a female’s phone number, only to discover she is a Lesbian. slang.
Thank you, Mr. Brand.
fool's gold:
recessionista:
n.- a shoplifter with a penchant for couture clothing. slang.
Kenny’s on a roll.
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wide-on:
n.- The female equivalent of the male hard-on. slang.
Thanks to Kenny. Xoxo
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Ronn is all that is man
Angry Ronn: I find it odd that I can like rainbows as much as I do.
Faelan: Given your personality, that's truly shocking.
Angry Ronn: Like them as in I don't care if I'm in South Beach wading through raw sewage, vomit and the tears of many men whose cars are submerged in three feet of water ... just as long as the rainbow's coming.
Angry Ronn: I justified people's frustration with the flood and car insurance claims with, "But, did you see the rainbow? Amazing."
Faelan: I'm sure the insurance adjusters would love you after a hurricane.
Faelan: Would you put rainbow stickers on things?
Angry Ronn: Only on your VW Beetle.
Faelan: I'm sure you could find an "I'm not gay I just like rainbows" sticker. I mean, there must be another inexplicable case out there such as yours: a gay guy who doesn't like men.
Angry Ronn: You're mean. You must love flooding, insurance representatives and hate rainbows.
Faelan: I don't have anything against rainbows. But I mean, I have an iPhone. Refracted light? Whatever dude...
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ronn should know what happens if he mentions fear
resluca: i only found out about Fuerza Bruta because i went to the Opera with my mom
Angry Ronn: The Guatemapra?
resluca: exactly
resluca: the maid and her chimichanga
resluca: it was great
resluca: like a sung novela
Angry Ronn: I've been. I've had a Julia Roberts moment.
resluca: haha
resluca: what, you were a hooker?
Angry Ronn: I almost peed my pants.
resluca: y?
Angry Ronn: She said, "She liked it much better than the Pirates of Penzance."
resluca: I'm confused
Angry Ronn: That's because you're not a Pretty Woman fan.
resluca: apparently
Angry Ronn: Is there a limit to how gay I can be?
resluca: i think we're beyond that
resluca: i think you're so gay you looped around and went back to straight
Angry Ronn: That was one night in Limelight and I'm not that big, hairy blow-job-giving gay guy any more.
resluca: it doesn't count if it only happened once, right?
Angry Ronn: Twice.
Angry Ronn: Or five times.
resluca: if you were drunk then it doens't count.
Angry Ronn: OK, the thought of it makes me nauseous. And the thought of this making Fway's blog scares me.
Watch
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Ronn gets bitsed. It's like Jamie Kennedy...
me: Can you ask Michelle something for me?
Ronn: Sawicki?
me: No. Michelle....the other one
Ronn: I have no clue what you're talking about, obviously.
me: Michelle...you know her?
Ronn: Fway?
me: Yes?
Ronn: Are you high? Are you stuck beneath some kind of wreckage? In need of medical assistance? Do you know how to give more than a name as a clue?
me: It's Michelle....I thought you knew her
Ronn: Color hair? Where you think I would've met her? Todd's girlfriend? Do you think I work with her?
me: I've never met her. Couldn't say...
Ronn: Why are you being a Cryptic Bitch?
me: Michelle....jeez. Do I need to spell it out for you??
Ronn: Apparently.
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