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Tall Order

he: theres a HUGE bitch down here
he: shes like 6'2
he: holy jesus
me: is she hot?
he: are any amazonian womens really hot?
me: nah
he: she's gotta be a maid, shes check out the bathroom like her job relies on it
me: but they can be cool to look at. like statues....evocative of the sexual act but you still have to jerk it or move on
he: BEHIND YOU. dont move, their vision is based on movement, if you dont move, she cant see you
me: woah. she smells like Pine-Sol and mythology