January 2011
11 posts
Me: don't go to the zoo. It's wrong. Imprisoned animals.
Him: But I can get free tickets to the zoo.
Me: six million people got into the holocaust for free... Doesn't make it right.
2 tags
bill fucking murray
@legion
Me: Seriously where'd these people come from? Is there a white trash part of Miami I don't know about?
Hil: Broward.
Me: I love you.
4 tags
I asked Santa to “turn off” England but….no dice.