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your daily wtf via @imjameshall
Overheard phone call
| Him: | No thanks, it's not really fried fish weather right now. |
| Him: | I'll probably just have some zoo food. |
“In Aventura they say, “Leave valuables in your car or it will be towed.”
— Todd
On lunch break:
| Me: | look at that. What is she wearing? It's like her middle says I'm ready to work out, but her face and feet are like "I'm ready to hook." |
| Him: | I love that we're parked right in front of her staring a her making fun of her. |
| Me: | Hooker on training day. |
Watching Maury
| TV: | "Shenetta says that Ken-Ken is the father of her child, Desire." |
| Me: | oh that's nice. She gave her a stripper name so she won't have to change it later. |
funny things about working at Olive Garden
| Us: | (at work, chatting about where we were day of 9/11) |
| Him (walking up): | Are we gonna have our meeting or are you guys having a "Jewish 9/11 meeting"? |
| Guy: | Jewish 9/11? What the fuck? Who said anything about Jews? |
| Him: | Well, they did it, right? |
