So apparently someone in Greenland has looked at SalmonBits. How unlikely is that? There are only 15,047 people in the city of Nuuk. Which means .000006% of the population has seen my site. And out of all the people in the world, guessing that a Greenlandian or troll or whatever they’re called would have looked is second to impossible. I equate this to those little leaves that fall on your car but manage to get stuck between the fender and hood. Try making that shot again! Never happen.